Under the covers

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the
woman became aware that her husband was touching her in
a most unusual manner.


He started by running his hand across her shoulders and
the small of her back.He ran his hand over her breasts, touching
them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently
down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then
down the other side to a point below her waist.


He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side
and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her
thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside
of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same
to her right thigh.


By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed
a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly
and rolled over to his side of the bed.


"Why are you stopping?" she whispered.


He whispered back, "I found the remote."