all about cocks

There is a guy who really takes care
of his body. He lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One day he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He
notices that he is really sun tanned all over, except his
penis, and he decides to do something about it.


He goes to the beach, strips completely and buries himself
in the sand except for his penis sticking up out of the sand.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and
one looks down and says, "There is no justice in this
world."


The other lady say, "What do you mean?"


The first lady says, "Look at that!"


"When I was 10 years old I was afraid of it;"


"When I was 20 years old I was curious about it"



"When I was 30 years old i enjoyed it"


"When I was 40 years old I asked for it"


"When I was 50 years old I paid for it"


"When I was 60 years old I prayed for it"


"When I was 70 years old I forgot about it"


AND NOW that I'm 80 years old THE DAMN THINGS ARE GROWING
WILD!