The Price of Diamonds

A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and
walks over to inspect it.


As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently
passes gas. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now.


As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes
in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool
as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
sal esman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam.
How may we help you today?"


Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just
not have been there at the time of her little 'accident',
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"



He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at
it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.