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deaf's sex life

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of
marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate
in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they
can't see each other using sign language).


After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings,
the wife proposes a solution. "Honey, " she
signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach
over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't
want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast
one time."


The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to
his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with
ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And
if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on
my penis...fifty times"

The Price of Diamonds

A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and
walks over to inspect it.


As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently
passes gas. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now.


As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes
in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool
as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
sal esman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam.
How may we help you today?"


Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just
not have been there at the time of her little 'accident',
she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"



He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at
it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.

all about cocks

There is a guy who really takes care
of his body. He lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One day he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He
notices that he is really sun tanned all over, except his
penis, and he decides to do something about it.


He goes to the beach, strips completely and buries himself
in the sand except for his penis sticking up out of the sand.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and
one looks down and says, "There is no justice in this
world."


The other lady say, "What do you mean?"


The first lady says, "Look at that!"


"When I was 10 years old I was afraid of it;"


"When I was 20 years old I was curious about it"



"When I was 30 years old i enjoyed it"


"When I was 40 years old I asked for it"


"When I was 50 years old I paid for it"


"When I was 60 years old I prayed for it"


"When I was 70 years old I forgot about it"


AND NOW that I'm 80 years old THE DAMN THINGS ARE GROWING
WILD!

Metric for a 69

Anyone know the Metric for a 69?


Answer, ,


181


( one ate one)

Three men and a woman

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about
their professions.


The first guy says ' I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,
Ecologist.'


The second guy says 'I'm a D.I.N.K, you know...
Double Income, No Kids.'


The third guy says, ' I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich,
Urban, Biker.'


They turn to the woman and ask her, ' What are you? '



She replies: ' I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

A trip to the hospital

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
from his penis.


According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend
found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him
that she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis
while he was asleep.


I don't know what's worse:


1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.,

Plant Earth & Oral Sex

St Peter had to do a yearly report on plant earth, this report
was going to God, when he was in front of God, God said St Peter
you look Sad, St Peter looked up at God and said, , God we
have a Problem on Earth, God said what kind of Problem? St
Peter said 90% of people on Plant Earth are preforming Oral
Sex on each other, God said to St Peter what do you think we
shoud do? St Peter looked up at God and said God if I were you
I would send the a Letter of Praise to the 10% of People that
is Not preforming Oral Sex, ,(Praising Them!!) Do you
know what that Letter Said?????????? if you answer No,



"WE DID NOT GET ONE EITHER"!!!!! LOL!!!!

Under the covers

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the
woman became aware that her husband was touching her in
a most unusual manner.


He started by running his hand across her shoulders and
the small of her back.He ran his hand over her breasts, touching
them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently
down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then
down the other side to a point below her waist.


He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side
and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her
thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside
of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same
to her right thigh.


By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed
a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly
and rolled over to his side of the bed.


"Why are you stopping?" she whispered.


He whispered back, "I found the remote."

joke in Hospital Room

A woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were
in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing
her private area and noticed that there was a response on
the monitor when she touched her.


They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."


The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed
and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the
woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.



The nurses rushed into the room. "What happened?"
they cried.


The husband said, "I dunno. I guess she choked."

SEX in the Woods

A couple go in the woods late at night, they are on the ground
and the guy is giving a sesion with his tongue, ten mins
later the Guy says I wish I had a torch so I can see what I am
doing.....


Tha woman replies ...so do I , you ve been licking the grass
for the past ten mins.

Two nuns

Two nuns were fighting over who was going to ride the bike.
Well after a while the head nun had enough. the head nun said
" If you two don't stop fighting over this bike.....
I am going to put the seat back on. lol

fly jokes

A woman walked into the kitchen
to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter


"What are you doing?" She asked.


"Hunting Flies" He responded.


"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, " he replied.



Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"



He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Astrology & Sex

Astrology & Sex are closely knitted to each other as
it is quite often said and believed that sun signs determine
the sexual desires.


Aries
Aries is one of the most passionate and impetuous
of the signs. Feelings run high when ardent Aries is around.
You go all out for what you want - no sitting around waiting
for others to make the first move. What you like is short,
sharp sex. The basic Aries energy is rapacious, self-oriented,
and self-confident. When you finally fall in love, rather
than in lust, the romantic and somewhat naive side of your
fire nature emerges, but you will remain headstrong and
passionate. No matter how romantically inclined, Aries
passion is indissolubly linked to love, so you want to express
your feelings in a very direct way.


Taurus
By far the most sensual of the signs, Taurus has a passionate
nature and a strong sex drive. You are turned on by beautiful
people and places. Your earthy, solid body exudes sensuality
and arouses desire, but you hesitate to move in on a prospective
lover, preferring to be asked. Despite a strong libido,
you are not driven by lust. You like a stable, orderly life
and are renowned for possessiveness; an active sex life
is usually part of an ongoing partnership.When you fall
in love, you fall heavily and finally. You are committed
for life. Love is something Taurus takes very seriously
indeed.


Gemini
A restless seeker after new sensations, Gemini never stays
still. You dance with partner after partner in an intricate
sexual gavotte. Your urge for communication demands continual
movement for you, sex is an intellectual activity. You
may like to discuss feelings, but you don't feel a need
for them. One of your greatest problems in relationships
is understanding how other people feel. Indeed, you can
be so insensitive to people's feelings that you unthinkingly
dash their hopes of love without even noticing. To overcome
this, you need to listen as well as talk. Gemini values friendship
over love.


Cancer
it is the sign with a powerful urge to nurture people.
Your sexual style is caring, concerned, and oriented towards
sharing. You feel a need to take care of your partner. Yours
is a sentimental, romantic sign. When you fall in love you
want the full works: hearts, flowers, and a huge wedding.
In love, your biggest problem is over-sensitivity. You
are jealous and possessive. You want your partner's
undivided love because it makes you feel secure. As a tactile
sign, you enjoy kissing and cuddling. Snuggling up with
the one you love makes you feel good. Cancer is a great holder
of hands.


Leo
The natural king of the zodiac, Leo loves to be the center
of attention and to be in love - which is not difficult since
you are ruled by the sun and have a warm-hearted nature.
As a fire sign, you are exceedingly passionate and sexually
demanding. You are a confident and self-assured lover.
People do tend to notice you. You are dramatic and full of
vitality and bounce, like a boisterous lion cub. But, unlike
a cub, you radiate an irresistible sexual power that draws
everyone into fascinated orbit around you.


Virgo
On the surface, meticulous Virgo is a shy sign, but you are
an entertaining companion for those who take the trouble
to inquire into your deeper self in your search for perfection.
You tend not to pursue the object of your desire openly.
Given the right partner, you display an earthy sensuality
and a strong carnal appetite. You are not a sign that gets
carried away by love and sentiment. You are much too practical
and analytical for that. But when you do fall in love, you
are thoughtful and caring and will do all you can to serve
your partner.


Libra
You need a partner to make yourself complete. For you, togetherness
is what life is all about. You delight in pleasing people
and because you adjust to the needs of others, your relationships
are always harmonious. You are blessed with enormous charm
and sexual charisma, and you don't hesitate to use
it to get what you want. Libra is a sign much given to sentiment
and romanticism. You do all you can to make your partner
happy. You are an accomplished lover and adept at pleasing
your partner. Libra is a very refined sign and has very discriminating
tastes. You enjoy the finer things in life and this applies
to your sexual encounters as well. Everything surrounding
sex must be beautiful and harmonious. You like subtle perfumes,
candles, incense, massage oils. They arouse your senses.
You also like soft, sensual fabrics.


Scorpio
You are a sophisticated and highly adept lover. Scorpio
rules sex, birth, death, and rebirth. You have an urge to
explore dark places of life where others fear to tread.
Powerfully libidinous and intensely sexy, you ignore
taboos. You see sex as an opportunity to explore the mystical
depths of emotion. Scorpio is a compulsive and obsessive
sign. When you are in lust, you obsess about the object of
your desires. When you are in love, you think about your
beloved constantly. Love, lust, and libido are all important
to you. You do not fall in love easily. But when you do fall,
you fall hard. And you stay there. What you seek is a true
soulmate. Your world is emotional, dramatic, tense, full
of emotional undercurrents and the echoes of painful traumas
from the past.


Sagittarius
Freedom-loving Sagittarius is a natural philanderer
who hates to be tied down for too long. Ever-impetuous,
you revel in a spontaneous, inflammatory sexual adventure
with plenty of passion. You fall in love easily. Half the
time it is infatuation, but you don't mind and you rarely
differentiate between the two until the affair is over.
You enjoy being in love. You are an unemotional sign who
does not agonize over the future; you simply enjoy what
is happening now with great verve and passion. One of your
difficulties in love is that you always want more. You have
a nagging feeling there could be something more exciting
around the corner. It takes a strong love to hold you, but
once committed, you are usually faithful.


Capricorn
Despite having an earthy sensuality, Capricorns can be
cautious when it comes to carnal passion. You prefer to
wait for the right partner. You take love seriously. You
are at your most sober when young, but as you mature the lecherous
goat emerges who impulsively climbs the mountain of desire.
Capricorn falls in love slowly. The attraction strengthens,
the mutual trust develops, and eventually you realize
you are deeply in love. Once the commitment has been made,
you have an unshakable loyalty to your lover. You find difficulty
in openly showing affection. Sex is fine; you can let yourself
go within a committed relationship. But it is in the everyday
expression of affection that you can be inhibited.


Aquarius
As an Aquarius, you value your independence highly and
like to do things in your own unique style. Many of your sexual
encounters take place somewhere in your head. Although
you are interested in humanity as a whole, when it comes
to one-on-one closeups, you are often at a loss. Love is
something of a puzzle to you. Aquarius likes the thought
of a soulmate. Someone with whom you fit, someone who makes
your life perfect. Eventually, of course, you find out
that soulmates are not always like this. But by then you
are so deeply in love it doesn't matter anyway. When
you are deeply committed, you are faithful and loyal.


A Pisces in love is lost in an ecstatic dream. And, since
love and sex are one and the same for Pisces, sex is a beautiful
fantasy you want to merge and blend with your partner, to
become one. Seductive and romantic, your fluid nature
sees no boundary between yourself and your beloved. But,
all too often, the dream turns out to be merely an illusion.
Each time you fall in love you believe you have found your
soulmate. You give yourself body and soul to your beloved.
Dreams, however, can easily turn into nightmares when
you finally realize that all is not what it seemed and the
illusion is shattered.

Beginners : "Let's try something new

1. Talk through exactly what will happen, being
as specific as possible, so there are no surprises.


2. Set rules and stick to them: how far are each of
you prepared to go and under what circumstances?


3. Decide on a "safe word" that means
"Stop now." Make it something you're definitely
not going to say accidentally.


4. Remember your relationship is more important,
at every moment, than the experience you're having.
Constantly check in with each other.


5. Don't be afraid to use your "safe word"
to stop the experience if you feel upset. It doesn't
mean you're prudish, just prudent.


6. If your partner gets upset, stop everything
immediately and go to their emotional rescue.

Does Size Matter?

I know most people especially you gentleman are asking
this question without ever getting the same answer. Well,
Let me Shine Some "Candle" Light On That Subject
For You
No One ever takes us aside and teaches us the art of loving.
Sex to our parents or "the talk" is always very
difficult or even Taboo.
I want to explain a few facts for you.
Most women have/had men, who don't perform oral foreplay
on them, some try, but are not really successful. Try getting
to the point of climaxing, without being stroked or getting
a BJ. It's the same for women.
If a woman is crappy at pleasing you orally, or does it very
mechanically, it's not the same as you feel, when she
is good at it, and makes you feel like she is really enjoying
it.
When women get close, or just barely get aroused and you
stop and want to get your share... it is exactly, as you would
feel if it happened to you. Most women do NOT come from intercourse,
it's just the way we are built. You would have to have
a p*nis curved very much upwards to stimulate our G-Spot
to make us *come
To get to the point... lol. Most women un-knowingly, sincerely,
and mistakingly "believe" "hope"
and "wish" that a man with a bigger p*nis will
be able to make her *come. A lot of women I spoke and worked
with, have said that the guys with the small p*nis were the
best lovers they ever had, because they tried to over compensate
for their size, with oral pleasure, which is what they wanted
most of all, in the first place.
The truth is, nothing will substitute for stimulating
her cl*toris. Then her G-Spot. If you learn the technique
and get a little more creative with it, add your own little
personal touches -so it's not too mechanical- if you
can make her *come many times, until she begs you to finish,
she will be aroused enough to finally orgasm from intercourse,
because then her G-Spot will be engorged enough for you
to stimulate it through friction.
As I said, many women don't even know, what a REAL orgasm
is, or they think that there is something wrong with them,
because they can't *come. Ladies, It isn't your
fault, it's because most men are very selfish, or some,
simply don't understand how IMPORTANT it is, to pleasure
us orally, due to lack of knowledge.
And yet, some simply don't really care about the woman,
as long as they get their release.
That is the ONLY reason, women want men with a large member.
Truthfully... large members often damage us, and even
hurt and make sex unpleasant.
If men concentrated more on foreplay and studying our bodies,
our responses, If they stopped expecting us to always make
noise the moment they touch us (otherwise they think they
are not doing it right, and loose patience, or get discouraged
and stop trying, which is the worst they can do). You need
to give us time to really relax, enjoy your touch, your caress,
your kisses and licks, without rushing us, without making
us feel pressured to boost your ego, and make you feel like
you are making us *come, with the slightest effort.
Women need time to get aroused, we need to feel like you adore
us and you are willing to pleasure us all night, (even if
you are not), only when we are completely relaxed, we are
able to get that tingle and allow it grow and to get stronger,
and then we will make all the noise you want to hear, but this
time not fake, but real.
Don't rush us. Don't pressure us (because you
want your turn). Instead of getting impatient, try to think
of how much you love her, how much you want to please her and
how much you want to make her happy. Attitude is everything,
if you can learn to apply these tips to your love making...then
your women would walk around glowing and smiling, no matter
what size your member is.
The secret to being a great lover "NO Matter how big
or small, wide or thin, long or short you are" is being
good at foreplay and being patient, to really, truly want
to please your woman, without thinking "geez, will
she come already?". If you become better at foreplay...
so will she, I guarantee it. It will make her want to be better
for you, too.
Remember, women will sense your impatience, and she will
fake it just to make you think she came. When she senses you
are not really into it, she will loose the nice feeling and
loose her pleasure, the "mood" will just dissipate,
no matter how close she may be.
Women mostly don't want to hurt your pride, so they
fake it, and they end up unsatisfied. The more often it happens,
the more times she gets no release, the more she will become
discouraged, and even loose faith in you as a lover. She
may even loose any hope of you ever giving her an orgasm.
You must remember, women are very delicate, very spiritual
and intuitive. If you are not sincere in wanting to truly
please her, she will know it. Just think, you expect her
to be eager to please you and be enthusiastic and sincere
about it. It's a two way street.
Yes, I admit, there are days where we want just hot passionate,
"just take me" kind of sex, too. But without
having a lover with a slow, loving hand... it doesn't
happen too often.
I hope this helped, and I hope I sparked some ideas to discuss,
for couples, men or women, who never understood why women
can't come from an intercourse. WE NEED FOREPLAY.
Caresses, licks and kisses, and lots of CL*TORAL STIMULATION.
So the steps are:
Kisses all over, her inner arms and in the fold of her wrists,
her elbow, her belly, the small of her back, her ankles,
behind her knees, her inner thighs, her belly her breasts,
her nipples. You can even tease a little and play around
her little spots to make her yearn for you to play with them.
Then get to the pretty folds of her lips. Lick them suck them,
flick them, before you even think of heading towards the
rose bud. Take your time, don't rush. If you feel your
tongue is getting tired, lubricate your finger and use
your finger.
Once she is swollen and red and throbbing, stick your finger
inside her (the upper part, up towards the pubic area, and the g-spot
is no further that 2-3 inches from the entrance. Stimulate
it while you are playing with her beautiful lips. Stop and
go in for a sensual soft, no tongue choking her, just soft,
kiss on her mouth, and tease her nipples, nibble on her neck,
then go back to her g-spot and clitoris. Have fun with it.
Think of, how much satisfaction you will have, when is cuming
like she never had before
Once you understand and accept it, once you start applying
it in your relationship, we will let you know when we are
ready for you to stick us... lol

sexual vampires and their prey

We've all known someone like this. Otherwise known
as the 'selfish lover.' These are the lovers that
expect you to spend countless hours massaging them with
your tongue, stroking them with your hand until it practically
falls off, and then making sure their rocket orbits around
the moon even if yours never leaves the launch pad.


As a girl, I found it hard to vouch for my sex as far as how many
of us are or are not selfish lovers. The best I can do is estimate
but even that would be of no use. This being said, this is
not a blog to bash men, albeit it may, on surface level, appear
to be as much. Overall though, it is more of a complaint against
the individuals who expect it all and give nothing back.
Given that I am a woman who has not had sexual relations with
another woman, beyond heavy make-out sessions, I can not
accurately state how many women are selfish lovers but
feel free to leave your experiences.


However, when it comes to men, I've got more than enough
to banish their sex to the depths of hell and back for all
the selfish lovers I have endured or left in the midst of
their sexually excited prime. Perhaps much of my complaint
lies in not having a strong emotional bond with the man and
his lack of desire to not please those he does not have emotional
investment in, but regardless, in general one could assume
that you would always want to be remembered well when it
came to sexual adventures as you never know where it may
land you further down the road, albeit it more sex from that
individual or perhaps a friend who was so overwhelmed by
your remarkable sexual prowess that they simply had to
see for themself if you were as orgasmic as they were lead
to believe.


Women like to please, men don't. It's not an observation,
it's an almost hardened fact. Women will go out of our
way to please others, and perhaps this is our downfall,
but men don't seem to complain about it too often when
it leads to them receiving countless blowjobs, hand jobs
and naughty outfits strictly for their amusement.


Yet when it comes to sex, there seems to be an abundance of
male selfish lovers and I believe I have had them all. Ones
who expect a decent amount of foreplay, translation: give
them a deep throated blow job until they are primed and ready
to thrust it into you somewhere else and your jaw has gone
numb with the pain of having his manhood repeatedly shoved
in and out, while he is not necessarily eager to reciprocate
the action for you, on any level. At this point, the selfish
lover simply inserts his cock into another hole and has
at it. Despite all the prior knowledge that women take far
longer to heat up then men but, eh, who cares if she's
rip-roaring and ready to go – just dose her with a bottle
of lube and instant human blow up doll.


Last time I checked, sex required more than one active participant.
If you are only looking to satisfy yourself, visit the sex
shop and purchase yourself a toy and some videos. Since
sex for our species is not done primarily with the intent
of procreation then it can be said that sexual satisfaction
should be enjoyed by both parties (this is not to necessarily
claim that both parties must orgasm as there are other ways
to pleasure your partner sufficiently).


Per a discussion with a friend, who by all means is an extremely
selfish lover (although he claims this is different when
he has a deeper emotional attachment to the person), I have
learned that perhaps for some, just sex with someone is
no more than a means to an end with a living, breathing object
and one who doesn't make you do all the work. According
to him, "Men don't get what women get out of doing
something for someone else. We don't enjoy pleasing
someone else. Doesn't do anything for me anyway."
Now granted, I know this does not pertain to all men, in all
situations but it certainly explains my abundance of selfish
lovers.


Personally, I am a sexaholic. I love sex and I love pleasing
my partner, probably moreso than most women. I am always
eager to go down on my guy and definitely down for a good romp
in the "bedroom" as well as adorn slutty outfits
to heighten his arousal; yet, should this mean that simply
because I am overly eager to have his cock in my mouth in my
school girl outfit that I should not be entitled to him finding
some way to please me?


People who fail to take the time to pleasure their partners
are certainly missing out on the best sex, regardless of
whether they get their rocks off or not. From experience,
I can vouch that once you've burned me in the sack you
are through. And if you are okay with having to find someone
new to fill your need every time it arises then by all means
have at your selfish sex but if not, learn to reciprocate.



Sex is something we engage in out of the sheer pleasure of
it. It is not a necessity in this day in age. Given recent
medical abilities, we can impregnate women without a man
being present, all we need are his best swimmers, and almost
all of us are experts at self-gratification: so what is
the point of sex if not to have a mutually pleasurable experience
with someone else?

sexual communication: you like it how?

Perhaps it is because our country is descended from the
Puritans or maybe, as a society in general, despite our
love of sexual images and innuendos, we are just predisposed
to be anti-sex. Our country has an innate ability to display
sexually suggestive images, make sexually charged comments,
and have a billion dollar porn industry yet when it actually
comes to having sex and having proper sexual communication
with our partners we turn a cold shoulder.


We teach our children abstinence instead of educating
them properly on safe sex and experimentation and in most
households sex is a hush-hush act that is done but never
discussed upon. Why are we depriving ourselves from having
orgasmic sex each and every time? Why do we possess this
inability to openly discuss sex and our sexual preferences?



Sure, we'll blog about it and post comments regarding
sex and our forbidden fantasies but how many of us know the
best and quickest way to arouse our partner? Have you ever
asked?


With individuals increasing their number of sex partners,
we are also increasing the ideal vision that these new partners
will simply, and magically, blow our mind right out of the
gate without ever discussing each of our preferences.
The little sexual intricacies of where you like to be touched
most and how. What type of kissing style you prefer? Whether
you prefer fucking to lovemaking or doggystyle to missionary.
And with all these unasked questions floating around in
the air, how many of us continue to lie there time after time
thinking 'well that feels good, but I'd rather
having him doing that amazing thing with his tongue again?'



Are you tired of the monotonous repetition of sexual activities
in you and your partners arsenal? Tired of the same kissing
and touching mechanics that have become a chore rather
than an adventure?


What do you know about your partner? Do you know their favorite
way to be kissed, favorite sexual position, favorite place
to be massaged, and know when they prefer simply cuddling
to having intensely staggering orgasms?


If you don't already know your partners sexual preferences,
try opening the lines of sexual communication. Open communication
is an essential ingredient for a great sex life as it builds
on the initial chemistry of attraction.


Make simple seductive remarks to your partner to get their
blood boiling. Remarks such as 'you're so big
/ strong, ' 'your skin is like silk, " and
'I love the way your naked body looks next to mine'
are sure to get their flame burning. Complimenting your
lover with sexually and seductively charged comments
will definitely set the right mood.


Continue your communication during sex with phrases such
as 'can you touch me here, ' 'how does that
feel, ' and 'do you like this pace.' These
are great ways to express your preferences and are sure
to keep things heated up, especially if said with a sultry
tone of voice.


Other ways to explore your partners likes and dislikes
are by playing short sexual adventure games. For example,
you could try your hand at the Moan-Groan game which allows
the recipient to express their like or dislike through
noise. For five minutes have your partner touch you in different
methods and places all the while you will respond to each
stimulated touch by a moan or groan that increases in intensity
with how much pleasure you are receiving. If you dislike
something they are doing, respond with a completely different
sound such as 'mooing' like a cow.


Another game is the Movement Game. This is very similar
to the above mentioned game but you will use movement to
express your preferences. If you enjoy where and how they
are touching move your body towards it or touch them with
another part of your body. If you do not like how they are
touching you, simply move your body in the opposite direction.



Lastly, Verbal Cues uses words verbally to distinguish
preferences. This is a great way to learn how to communicate
verbally with your partner. Here you tell your partner
exactly how you would like to be touched by him/her and why
that type of touch is desirable to you. Try to be as specific
as possible.


Keep the sexual flames burning afterwards by discussing
with your partner what you found to be really pleasurable
and what you hope for the next time around. Make sure to compliment
your partner on things they did exceptionally well as it
will increase the chances of it happening again.


Take the time to learn about how you and your partner can
increase the sexual chemistry. Remember, each person
gets aroused differently, each person orgasms from different
techniques, and each person has different ways that they
enjoy being touched so don't be afraid to ask. The worst
that it will do is make you a better lover.