fly jokes

A woman walked into the kitchen
to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter


"What are you doing?" She asked.


"Hunting Flies" He responded.


"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, " he replied.



Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"



He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.